Welcome to Heterophobia. Like what you see? Cool. We just don't have the time (well, mainly, we don't have the money) to advertise it right now, but if you're interested in helping out, let us know. Later.
MOST IMPORTANTLY...
How Heterophobic Are You or Your Loved Ones?
Recent studies are showing
that approximately 8-10% of the population experiences the
phenomenon known as Heterophobia. Take our quiz to find
out if you might be at risk.
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Seeing as we're pioneers in homosexually-sound, satiric articles and fake news, we need lots of fun, chatty people to help us get the word out. [jump to the forums]
Help!
They kidnapped me and now I'm trapped inside this place and can't get out! They say unless talented writers and talkative posters come forth, they'll do terrible things to me! -Jimmy. [help save jimmy]
End Straight Marriage in Texas!
With the November 8th date nearing for House Joint Resolution number #2, the legislators of Texas have finally heard our voice and have acted in unison to propose Proposition #2, a constitutional amendment to outlaw all forms of marriage, especially those between a man and woman.
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